Teen Librarian Kim Larsen gazed fondly at the little machine quietly whirring away on her desk. "I don't care what all those so-called 'mainstream' physicists say, my kids deserved their Nobel Prize. They worked so hard; I just knew they were going to win," she said. ...
Librarian Paul Doherty rebuffed complaints that the Adult Summer Reading Game is becoming too professionalized. "Look, the $75,000 first prize just builds some buzz in the community," he said. "It remains a simple little contest to encourage people to take a book to the ...
Our fancy new stationary flux capacitor is almost completely installed. "This new technology will really set the Library apart," said Director Laura Eckley. "Obviously our teens will find papers much easier to research as they will be able to go back in time and actually ...